I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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