yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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