Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thus making me awesome and them whores
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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