Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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