They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
porn star boner night. come get it.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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