id be glad to
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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