yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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