Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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