Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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