Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Bring me that man meat
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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