oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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