I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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