we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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