so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
there is puke in my bra ... again
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