found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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