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(301): View more from Maryland

She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.

(301): View more from Maryland

but she's really nice

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth

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(936): View more from Texas

My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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(480): View more from Arizona

oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!

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