You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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