I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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