You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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