But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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