I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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