i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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