You're so nebulous sometimes
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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