Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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