I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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