its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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