I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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