big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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