remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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