My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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