Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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