i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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