they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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