i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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