she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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