11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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