Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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