So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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