I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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