I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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