We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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