Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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