i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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