Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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