i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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