So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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