ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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