Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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