Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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