we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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