I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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